If you are interested in possibly purchasing a kilt in one (or both) of the tartan designs, please leave your contact info here. Please complete all fields, including mother-given (nerd) name. We will be passing on this list to potential kilt suppliers, who may give us a price break if we have enough interest. They might not take us very seriously, though, if our entire list consists of people named, oh, Fuck Your Mother and other such niceties. ;-) 

Tartan 1 is at the top-left of this page.
Tartan 2 is at the top-right of this page.
To view the full-size swatches of each tartan, please see the bottom of this page. If you have not already done so, may we suggest visiting the History of the Project page to find out more about how these designs were conceived and executed.

NOTE: Signing up here does NOT obligate you to purchase a kilt. This is for us to gauge interest and to contact you later in the process when kilts are available for ordering.

FYI: Apparently, the hosting server is having a few problems. Most people's results have been getting through just fine, but 2 or 3 people have received ERROR messages. If you receive an ERROR message when submitting the form, please try again later or email your information instead to hashtartanpoll@yahoo.com. Thanks.

Yes, I'm Interested!!! Email is strongly preferred. However, if you must, you may leave a phone number instead (USA only). Please include the time zone. Thank you. Hash Name: Nerd Name: Home Hash: City: State: AK - AlaskaAL - AlabamaAR - ArkansasAZ - ArizonaCA - CaliforniaCO - ColoradoCT - ConnecticutDC - Washington DCDE - DelawareFL - FloridaGA - GeorgiaHI - HawaiiIA - IowaID - IdahoIL - IllinoisIN - IndianaKS - KansasKY - KentuckyLA - LouisianaMA - MassachusettsMD - MarylandME - MaineMI - MichiganMN - MinnesotaMO - MissouriMS - MississippiMT - MontanaNC - North CarolinaND - North DakotaNE - NebraskaNH - New HampshireNJ - New JerseyNM - New MexicoNV - NevadaNY - New YorkOH - OhioOK - OklahomaOR - OregonPA - PennsylvaniaRI - Rhode IslandSC - South CarolinaSD - South DakotaTN - TennesseeTX - TexasUT - UtahVA - VirginiaVT - VermontWA - WashingtonWI - WisconsinWV - West VirginiaWY - WyomingNot USA Country: AfghanistanAlbaniaAlgeriaAndorraAngolaAntigua and BarbudaArgentinaArmeniaAustraliaAustriaAzerbaijanBahamasBahrainBangladeshBarbadosBelarusBelgiumBelizeBeninBhutanBoliviaBosnia and HerzegovinaBotswanaBrazilBruneiBulgariaBurkina FasoBurmaBurundiCambodiaCameroonCanadaCape VerdeCentral African RepublicChadChileChinaColombiaComorosCongoCosta RicaCroatiaCubaCyprusCzech RepublicDenmarkDjiboutiDominicaDominican RepublicEast TimorEcuadorEgyptEl SalvadorEquatorial GuineaEritreaEstoniaEthiopiaFijiFinlandFranceGabonGambiaGeorgiaGermanyGhanaGreeceGrenadaGuatemalaGuineaGuinea-BissauGuyanaHaitiHoly SeeHondurasHungaryIcelandIndiaIndonesiaIranIraqIrelandIsraelItalyIvory CoastJamaicaJapanJordanKazakhstanKenyaKiribatiKorea, NorthKorea, SouthKuwaitKyrgyzstanLaosLatviaLebanonLesothoLiberiaLibyaLiechtensteinLithuaniaLuxembourgMacedoniaMadagascarMalawiMalaysiaMaldivesMaliMaltaMarshall IslandsMauritaniaMauritiusMexicoMicronesiaMoldovaMonacoMongoliaMoroccoMozambiqueNamibiaNauruNepalNetherlandsNew ZealandNicaraguaNigerNigeriaNorwayOmanPakistanPalauPanamaPapua New GuineaParaguayPeruPhilippinesPolandPortugalQatarRomaniaRussiaRwandaSaint Kitts and NevisSaint LuciaSaint Vincent and the GrenadinesSamoaSan MarinoSao Tome and PrincipeSaudi ArabiaSenegalSerbia and MontenegroSeychellesSierra LeoneSingaporeSlovakiaSloveniaSolomon IslandsSomaliaSouth AfricaSpainSri LankaSudanSurinameSwazilandSwedenSwitzerlandSyriaTajikistanTanzaniaThailandTogoTongaTrinidad and TobagoTunisiaTurkeyTurkmenistanTuvaluUgandaUkraineUnited Arab EmiratesUnited KingdomUnited States of AmericaUruguayUzbekistanVanuatuVenezuelaVietnamYemenZambiaZimbabwe Tartan 1 (Hunting, blue/green): I would definitely buy this! (90-100% sure)I would probably buy this. (75% sure)I might buy this. (50%)I probably wouldn't buy this. Tartan 2 (Trail, green/gold): I would definitely buy this! (90-100% sure)I would probably buy this. (75% sure)I might buy this. (50% sure)I probably wouldn't buy this.

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1	Wedgiewood	Newcastle	Newcastle	Afghanistan
2	Deep Gash	Anchorage Alaska H3	Anchorage	AK
3	Luuv Cannal	Anchorage Alaska H3	Anchorage	AK
4	But I'm a Cheerleader	Tidewater H3	Reiskirchen, Homburg	AK
5	Rim Job	GCH3	Mobile	AL
6	Boxcar Willy	GCH3	Mobile	AL
7	Hashus Interruptus	GCH3	Mobile	AL
8	Black Hole	Botany Bay H3	Sydney	Australia
9	Bushbasher	Bribie Island H3	Bribie Island	Australia
10	Radar	Brisbane	Brisbane	Australia
11	MsCheeky	Canberra H3	Canberra	Australia
12	Barbie Tools	Canberra H4	Canberra	Australia
13	Pearl	Capital HHH	Canberra	Australia
14	Dirty Derro Dave	Chardonnay H3	Hobart	Australia
15	Soft Cock	Chardonnay H3	Hobart	Australia
16	Lisa	HIV	Kalgoorlie	Australia
17	Grizzly	Hobart Full Moon H3	Hobart	Australia
18	Moana	Kalgoorlie	Kalgoorlie	Australia
19	Foreskin	Over 100kg H3	Kalgoorlie	Australia
20	Crackerjack	Thirsty H3	Sydney	Australia
21	Bus Job	Huachuca HHH	Sierra Vista	AZ
22	Bed Bath & Behind	jHavelina H3	Tucson	AZ
23	Bunker Beater	jHavelina H3	Tucson	AZ
24	Stick Me Anywhere	jHavelinas	Tucson	AZ
25	When Hairy Met Scrotum	Phoenix H3	Phoenix	AZ
26	Just Jackie	Phoenix H3	Phoenix	AZ
27	Cherry Picker	Phoenix Wrong Way HHH	Phoenix	AZ
28	Falcero	SCCAZH3	Nogales	AZ
29	Cockiss	Agnews State	San Jose	CA
30	Son of a Nun Fucker	California Larrakins	San Diego	CA
31	Boulder Holder	East Bay Devil H3	San Francisco	CA
32	Deep Chocolate	East Bay H3	Oakland	CA
33	Excess	EBH3	Walnut Creek	CA
34	Lycktonite	EBH4	Walnut Creek	CA
35	Morning Missile	FHAC-U	San Jose	CA
36	The Arabian Goggler	FHAC-U	San Jose	CA
37	Giant Athletic Supporter (GAS)	Gypsies in the Palace H3	San Francisco	CA
38	Racks of Lamb	Gypsies in the Palace H3	San Francisco	CA
39	Monkey See Monkey Do Me	Gypsies in the Palace H3	San Francisco	CA
40	Sucks On Trail	H3 SantO Barbara	Long Beach	CA
41	SucksOnTrail	H3 SantO Barbara	Long Beach	CA
42	DoubleDipper	H3SoB	Long Beach	CA
43	Princess Blow Job	H3SoB	Santa Barbara	CA
44	Battered Woman	homeless	Oceanside	CA
45	Debriefed	Humpin' H3	Del Mar	CA
46	Gummee!	Humpin' H3	San Diego	CA
47	Dickoreater	LBH3	Hacienda Heights	CA
48	Dickoreater	MacKinlay	Hacienda Heights	CA
49	Littleshit	Monterey Bay Hash	Mountain View	CA
50	Mojo's Bitch	North County	San Diego	CA
51	Nut N Honey	Orange County	Seal Beach	CA
52	Slimey	S3SoB	Santa Barbara	CA
53	AAAHHH!!!	Sac H3	Shingle Springs	CA
54	Missed Her Sister	Sacramento	Roseville	CA
55	cHeeK-nd-OnG	Sacramento	Sacramento	CA
56	Skidmark	San Diego H3	San Diego	CA
57	Hindlick	San Diego H3	San Diego	CA
58	Spreadsheet	SDH3	San Diego	CA
59	Rabbit	SDH3	San Diego	CA
60	Off Peak	Silicone Valley H3	San Jose	CA
61	My Lil Boney	Surf City H3	Santa Cruz	CA
62	FingerNips	Surf City H3	Santa Cruz	CA
63	Puff the Magic Drag Queen	Surf City H3	Santa Cruz	CA
64	Panty Free	SVH3	San Jose	CA
65	Mr. PeeeeeNut	Edmonton H3	Edmonton	Canada
66	I Blow	Boulder Flatlanders H3	Boulder	CO
67	MILF	CKH3	Colorado Springs	CO
68	No So Silent Bob	CKH3/CTrH3	Lakewood	CO
69	NASCOCK	Colorado Kimchi	Colorado Springs	CO
70	Nuthin' But Net	Colorado Kimchi	Colorado Springs	CO
71	Itaiyo	Denver Full Moon	Aurora	CO
72	Shut Yer Manhole	Denver H3	Denver	CO
73	LUMP	Denver H3	Denver	CO
74	BenWa	Denver H3	Westminster	CO
75	Dicksicle	Denver H3	Denver	CO
76	I Got Nothing	Denver H3	Denver	CO
77	Pig Pimp	Fort Collins	Fort Collins	CO
78	Bicycle Bleeder	Kimchi CK